I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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