seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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