Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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