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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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