NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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