And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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