Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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