she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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