I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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