I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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