why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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