Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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