last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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