talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At least life still wants to fuck me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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