I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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