I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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