So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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