Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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