Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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