i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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