Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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