Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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