Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
if only i could text you this smell
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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