yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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