Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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