friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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