is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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