Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
