You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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