Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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