Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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