So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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