Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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