My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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