Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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