Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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