You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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