totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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