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(480): View more from Arizona

just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college

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(469): View more from Texas

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.

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(804): View more from Virginia

she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub

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(925): View more from California

He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.

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(714): View more from California

Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!

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(303): View more from Colorado

I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.

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