It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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