He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you never un-have a 4some
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
its liver damage thursday
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
