So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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