Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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