ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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