The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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