Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
handjob tips. give me some.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
whose parrot is this?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
