have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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