Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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