It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
