i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Randomize
