If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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