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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Boobs speak an international language.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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