R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We need to rekindle our bromance
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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