Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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