Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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