Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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