dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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